Take one handful of grated cucumber at a time and squeeze it over the sink to remove excess water.
Mix all the ingredients together in a large mixing bowl.
Set aside, covered, in refrigerator for 8h to let the flavors mix.
Serve with bread.
Notes
If you self identify as a basic person then use 1 clove of garlic, if you self identify as a hairy smelly greek man then use up to 12 cloves of garlic.